The Oppressed Peoples of Baculi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Elephant population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.663 billion Baculians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 13.9%.

The Baculian economy, worth 722 trillion Calciums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 49,306 Calciums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Baculi's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baculi is ranked 224,240^th in the world and 20^th in The Watchtower for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.57 law-abiding acts per hour.