by Max Barry

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Largest Insurance Industry: 575thMost Corrupt Governments: 584thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 596th
The Classification of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Security, without liberty, is not freedom.
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Population15.977 billion

CapitalNew Crisp

CurrencyBacon Buck
AnimalWell-Crisped Strip

The Classification of Baconbacon123 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bacon with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 15.977 billion Bacon have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Crisp. The average income tax rate is 18.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bacon economy, worth a remarkable 5,333 trillion Bacon Bucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 333,813 Bacon Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, train stations have more platforms than a 1970s disco, stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Bacon humor gets, and the latest superhero movie features a caped Well-Crisped Strip with adamantium claws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Baconbacon123's national animal is the Well-Crisped Strip, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bacon.

Baconbacon123 is ranked 11,943rd in the world and 25th in New Western Empire for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,961.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 575thMost Corrupt Governments: 584thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 596thHighest Disposable Incomes: 831stMost Avoided: 1,042ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,087thMost Devout: 1,177thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,209thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,218thMost Influential: 1,364thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,479thHighest Average Incomes: 1,488thLargest Mining Sector: 1,669thLargest Black Market: 1,718thHighest Economic Output: 1,826thRudest Citizens: 1,844thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,930thMost Efficient Economies: 2,032ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,347thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,356thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,472ndFattest Citizens: 4,082ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,227thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,238thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,381stLargest Governments: 5,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,612thNudest: 8,263rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,839thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,943rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,147thLargest Populations: 13,883rdSmartest Citizens: 14,036thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,746thMost Developed: 21,814thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,284th
Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the region

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