The Sandwich of Bacon Egg and Cheese Sandwich is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bacon Egg and Cheese Sandwich with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.628 billion Bacon Egg and Cheese Sandwichians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.5%.

The thriving Bacon Egg and Cheese Sandwichian economy, worth 150 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 92,563 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the Nason Women's Prison Choir now has a baritone section, the diplomatic corps stinks, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime is almost non-existent. Bacon Egg and Cheese Sandwich's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Bacon Egg and Cheese Sandwich is ranked 33,373^rd in the world and 52^nd in Suspicious for Smartest Citizens, with 45.47 quips per hour.