by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,258thMost Influential: 5,226thMost Pacifist: 6,587th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Sicurezza, Uguaglianza e ProsperitÓ
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population260 million


Animalrainbow dolphin

The Democratic Republic of Bacciatto is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 260 million Bacciattis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trentino-Ciabella. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Bacciattoan economy, worth 13.0 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 49,937 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', Bacciatto has designated Trentino-Ciabella as its capital city, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bacciatto's national animal is the rainbow dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Bacciatto is ranked 164,915th in the world and 7,165th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -113.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,258thTop
Most Influential: 5,226thMost Pacifist: 6,587thSafest: 8,192ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,239thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,850thNicest Citizens: 14,570thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,917thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,472ndLargest Welfare Programs: 17,211thMost Inclusive: 17,521stBest Weather: 19,329thHealthiest Citizens: 20,086th
Most Pacifist: 374th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 447th in the regionSafest: 457th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 636th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 680th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 789th in the regionNicest Citizens: 810th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 830th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 868th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bacciatto changed its national capital to "Trentino-Ciabella".
  • : Following new legislation in Bacciatto, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.
  • : Following new legislation in Bacciatto, Bacciatto has designated Trentino-Ciabella as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Bacciatto, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Bacciatto was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Bacciatto, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bacciatto, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Bacciatto voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Following new legislation in Bacciatto, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Bacciatto, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 162 » Dangine, The Rhein States, Arichia, Fendlium, Yaorozu, Guer Aike, Pokemanland, Ihese, The Noviosyus, Shibutani, Koda-Land, Hamerica, Siwale, Prydania, Ethnon, Interdimensional Zone, Yalkan, Frances Francis the First of France, Zzozona, Aeolist, Abject Ludicrosity, Former English Colony, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Empy, Noahs Second Country, Paverium, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, New Jamgra, Newpromisedland, Pazair, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, 1 very fast endotarter, Valhalla123, Sundred, Ravendi, Kragsgale, El Fiji Grande, Dreadton, Damsmel, Corfad, Simone Republic, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kahlo, Zumlandia, Daiz, North Bratislava, Loutsland, and 112 others.Territorio di Nessuno, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Praeceps, Xipher, Buckhem, Dabarastan, Selfgradatude, Principia Mathematica, Notyoutopia, Libertania Democratica, Kocherian, Highton Islands, Valentine Z, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Dar es Saalam, Wineclaw, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, The Calabash Protectorate, Sikol, Pleroma Sans Romans, Entecavir, Aleklandia, Paul Pasch, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Erubetia, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, Malta Comino Gozo, Andexia, Arrivederci, Picairn, Jestings, Schnuftelland, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, Eastern Cous Empria, Westinor, Seanat, WeKnow, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Clan Spaniel, Ultra777, U S Eh, Votak Matim, Yalgora, Frahnkzaden, Maott, Sunto, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Anungu, Eschatosia, Sisang, Orado, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Runeda, Maclare, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, Xagill, Therizia, Harjad, Tyirza, Eywaan, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, McMasterdonia, El Emayo, Lulubellia, Tolopel, PotatoFarmers, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Liminyj, Innocentic, Unsophisticate, TLTland, Mannsoneria, Amprak, A Ordem do Caos, Axolotlus, Harveney, Azzarel, Lux Conos, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Glanst, Aoncarpa, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Abu Dujmahn, Ausnakulia, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Rozarus, Qetrela, Timbrey, Hardscrabble, The Endless Eventide, Rainengrad, Fascist Democracy, and The Greylands.

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