The Republic of Baby Sobek the Adorable is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 716 million Baby Sobek the Adorableans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The strong Baby Sobek the Adorablean economy, worth 29.3 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 40,922 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and the deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts". Crime is moderate. Baby Sobek the Adorable's national animal is the monitor lizard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Baby Sobek the Adorable is ranked 153,293^rd in the world and 3^rd in Osuarus for Smartest Citizens, with 26.31 quips per hour.