The Republic of Baaabeee Kakessss is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Iron Chef with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.415 billion Baaabeee Kakessssians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bundt. The average income tax rate is 39.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Baaabeee Kakessssian economy, worth 878 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 56,998 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, and the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Baaabeee Kakessss's national animal is the mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Baaabeee Kakessss is ranked 210,009^th in the world and 36^th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -2.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.