The Republic of Azzadoni is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyrassus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 19.287 billion Azzadonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azzadon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Azzadonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,063 trillion costis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 314,365 costis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Azzadoni, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Kyrassus's most personal functions. Crime is totally unknown. Azzadoni's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Azzadoni is ranked 7,380^th in the world and 443^rd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,815.46 Tourists Per Hour.