The Futuristic Socialist Society of Aztecopia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Grand Dictator Aztecopi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.868 billion Aztecopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothville. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming Aztecopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,129 trillion north pacific standards a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 126,216 north pacific standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, posters on 'Aztecopian Values' advise against being proud of Aztecopia, and the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztecopia's national animal is the Aztecopian sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Aztecopia is ranked 2,208^th in the world and 38^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,823.70652616 Days.