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Most Primitive: 995th Most Authoritarian: 1,564th Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,811th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Great Victorious Twenty-Eighth of December
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aztecas Rojas

Population1.019 billion

CapitalTenōchtitlan
LeaderCalpolli

Currencyabolished
Animalhawk

The People's Republic of Aztecas Rojas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Calpolli with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.019 billion Aztecs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenōchtitlan. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Aztec economy, worth 34.7 trillion abolisheds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Trout Farming and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,094 abolisheds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztecas Rojas's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aztecas Rojas is ranked 149,201st in the world and 5,001st in Lazarus for Nudest, with 2.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Primitive: 995thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 1,564thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,811thMost Conservative: 4,858thMost Extreme: 5,603rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,870thTop
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Best Weather: 8,214thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 14,316thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,780thMost Income Equality: 14,903rd
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Most Authoritarian: 30th in the regionMost Extreme: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 60th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 98th in the regionMost Conservative: 132nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 221st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 408th in the regionMost Income Equality: 453rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aztecas Rojas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, police wait behind troop deployments in order to shoot deserters.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Aztec weapons designers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztecas Rojas, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Calpolli's eyes only'.

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