Most Cheerful Citizens: 147th Healthiest Citizens: 247th Most Cultured: 347th
The Nahua Altepetl of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The Vanguard of Aztlán!
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Nahua Altepetl of Aztec National League is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Quetzalcoatl Nochtli with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 28.864 billion Nahuas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tenochitilán. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Nahuan economy, worth a remarkable 7,744 trillion Cacaos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,311 Cacaos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztec National League's national animal is the Ocelotl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Reformed Teotl.

Aztec National League is ranked 154,471st in the world and 24th in Astyria for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.39 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 147thHealthiest Citizens: 247thMost Cultured: 347thHighest Economic Output: 395thSmartest Citizens: 426thLargest Publishing Industry: 459thMost Developed: 493rdLargest Populations: 635thHighest Poor Incomes: 652ndNicest Citizens: 732ndMost Rebellious Youth: 794thLongest Average Lifespans: 872ndLargest Governments: 1,185thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,421stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 1,628thMost Devout: 1,647thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,721stMost Efficient Economies: 1,783rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,037thMost Inclusive: 2,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,205thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,295thSafest: 3,037thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,094thBest Weather: 3,212thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,223rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,283rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,892ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,093rdMost Stationary: 4,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,554thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,727thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,079thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,594thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,440thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,719thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,642ndMost Influential: 9,685thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,580thMost Pacifist: 11,354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,482ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,917th
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the government is engaging in an agricultural trade war with Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aztec National League, military spending recently hit a new high.

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