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Rudest Citizens: 626thMost Subsidized Industry: 980thMost Efficient Economies: 1,156th
The Constitutional Tsardom of
Anarchy
Great or small, we must do our duty.
Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Azoris

Population10.215 billion

CapitalIssnicia
LeaderTsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen
FaithImperial Truth

CurrencyAureus
AnimalSiberian Wolf

The Constitutional Tsardom of Azoris is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.215 billion Azorisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issnicia. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azorisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,898 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 283,752 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government props up questionable pizza establishments in the name of health, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by Tsar Vyacheslav of House Von Dexen, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime is totally unknown. Azoris's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Azoris is ranked 87,435th in the world and 23rd in Saeculum Obscurum for Most Income Equality, scoring 44.01 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Top
1%
Rudest Citizens: 626thMost Subsidized Industry: 980thMost Efficient Economies: 1,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,499thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,663rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,749thHighest Drug Use: 1,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,043rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,597thLargest Black Market: 2,667thHighest Average Incomes: 2,716thMost Cultured: 2,721stTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,225thFattest Citizens: 3,546thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,666thSmartest Citizens: 3,985thLargest Governments: 4,754thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,907thMost Developed: 4,942ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,581stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,639thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,750thHighest Economic Output: 5,951stHighest Food Quality: 6,775thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,787thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,165thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,896thMost Inclusive: 9,473rdMost Patriotic: 9,795thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,899thNudest: 10,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,986thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,325thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,650thMost Armed: 15,263rdLongest Average Lifespans: 15,538thMost Secular: 16,789thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,710thMost Politically Free: 22,270thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25,402nd
Top
5%
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Azoris's influence in Saeculum Obscurum rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Azoris's influence in Saeculum Obscurum fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Azoris was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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