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Rudest Citizens: 556thMost Subsidized Industry: 885thMost Efficient Economies: 1,032nd
The Constitutional Tsardom of
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Population8.177 billion

LeaderTsar Aekoya of House Voldymere
FaithImperial Truth

AnimalSiberian Wolf

The Constitutional Tsardom of Azoris is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tsar Aekoya of House Voldymere with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.177 billion Azorisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issnicia. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azorisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,283 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 279,218 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Issnicia Times is sold out. Crime is totally unknown. Azoris's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Azoris is ranked 15,219th in the world and 16th in 21st Century Rome for Most Armed, with 4.66 Weapons Per Person.

Rudest Citizens: 556thMost Subsidized Industry: 885thMost Efficient Economies: 1,032ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,467thLargest Retail Industry: 1,510thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,610thHighest Drug Use: 1,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,982ndTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,502ndMost Cultured: 2,533rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,611thLargest Black Market: 2,855thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,119thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,240thFattest Citizens: 3,288thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,728thMost Influential: 3,751stSmartest Citizens: 3,833rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,146thLargest Governments: 4,373rdMost Developed: 4,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,927thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,614thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,798thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,970thHighest Food Quality: 6,632ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,004thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,087thHighest Economic Output: 7,193rdMost Patriotic: 8,226thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,348thMost Inclusive: 9,543rdNudest: 9,887thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,894thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,156thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,303rdMost Armed: 15,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,567thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,717thMost Politically Free: 16,902ndMost Secular: 17,329th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Politically Free: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the region

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