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Rudest Citizens: 424thMost Efficient Economies: 1,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,020th
The Constitutional Tsardom of
Great or small, we must do our duty.
Tsar Aurelian of House Boyle
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Population6.361 billion

LeaderTsar Aurelian of House Boyle
FaithImperial Truth

AnimalSiberian Wolf

The Constitutional Tsardom of Azoris is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tsar Aurelian of House Boyle with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.361 billion Azorisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issnicia. The average income tax rate is 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Azorisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,683 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 264,669 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and the comic book series 'Tsar Aurelian of House Boyle and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime is totally unknown. Azoris's national animal is the Siberian Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Imperial Truth.

Azoris is ranked 141,940th in the world and 108th in 21st Century Rome for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.52 Crimes Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 424thMost Efficient Economies: 1,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,020thLargest Retail Industry: 1,534thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,752ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,006thTop
Most Cultured: 2,467thHighest Drug Use: 2,494thHighest Average Incomes: 2,859thFattest Citizens: 3,219thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,405thMost Avoided: 3,464thLargest Black Market: 3,534thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,631stMost Rebellious Youth: 3,663rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,752ndSmartest Citizens: 3,801stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,911thLargest Governments: 4,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,814thMost Developed: 4,826thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,726thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,776thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,648thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,804thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,719thNudest: 9,259thHighest Economic Output: 9,295thMost Inclusive: 9,439thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,338thTop
Most Influential: 10,524thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,070thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,298thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,406thMost Armed: 12,655thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,592ndMost Politically Free: 15,678thMost Secular: 17,544thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,562ndMost Pro-Market: 18,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,542ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,043rd
Most Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the region

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