The Peoples Republic of Azootopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Malik Ibn Abdul Aziz with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and digital currency. The compassionate, devout population of 2.744 billion Azootopians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azootopia City. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azootopian economy, worth 410 trillion Asonians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 149,539 Asonians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt, Azootopia City's back alleys are rife with sausage eating, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azootopia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Azootopia is ranked 221,270^th in the world and 893^rd in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.