The Kingdom of Azmeland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wezhunweft III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.409 billion Azmelandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZeroTown. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Azmelandian economy, worth 257 trillion Zeroizzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,040 Zeroizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, mass shootings have become the new normal, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azmeland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism and Judaism.

Azmeland is ranked 258,063^rd in the world and 679^th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 30 meters of sunlight.