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Most Patriotic: 5,959thNudest: 7,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,203rd
The Kingdom of
Moralistic Democracy
For Safe and Peace
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Azmeland

Population2.409 billion

CapitalZeroTown
LeaderWezhunweft III
FaithBuddhism and Judaism

CurrencyZeroiz
AnimalHedgehog

The Kingdom of Azmeland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Wezhunweft III with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.409 billion Azmelandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ZeroTown. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Azmelandian economy, worth 257 trillion Zeroizzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,040 Zeroizzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away, mass shootings have become the new normal, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azmeland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Buddhism and Judaism.

Azmeland is ranked 258,063rd in the world and 679th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 30 meters of sunlight.

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Most Patriotic: 5,959thNudest: 7,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,082ndMost Cultured: 12,150thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 13,747thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,787thMost Efficient Economies: 15,210thMost Influential: 15,570thMost Secular: 16,007thSmartest Citizens: 17,552ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,639thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,688thHighest Food Quality: 20,090thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,387thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,805thLowest Crime Rates: 22,548thLargest Governments: 23,663rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,481stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,352ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,728thMost Developed: 25,988th
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Nudest: 15th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, mass shootings have become the new normal.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, gun-wielding gangsters sometimes deal death from as far as ten paces away.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, for just a few extra Zeroizzes Azmelandians can get new driving records with their new cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Wezhunweft III on Azmeland's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, school football matches are usually five-a-side.
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Azmeland, it is illegal to liberate slaves.

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