by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,501stNicest Citizens: 3,876thMost Inclusive: 4,063rd
The Democratic Union of
Democratic Socialists
Unity Through Equality
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.67 billion

LeaderPresident Jacob Nolan

CurrencyAzlaaki dollar

The Democratic Union of Azlaake is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Jacob Nolan with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.67 billion Azlaakeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ubokia. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azlaakean economy, worth 558 trillion Azlaaki dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,255 Azlaaki dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azlaake's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Inclusivism.

Azlaake is ranked 201,013th in the world and 331st in Enadia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.4 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 3,501stNicest Citizens: 3,876thMost Inclusive: 4,063rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,947thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,260thHealthiest Citizens: 5,609thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,622ndBest Weather: 6,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,259thMost Efficient Economies: 6,650thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,796thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,822ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,892ndMost Developed: 7,384thLargest Governments: 7,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,849thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,313thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,325thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,335thLowest Crime Rates: 8,712thSmartest Citizens: 8,996thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,512thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,588thMost Influential: 12,301stMost Advanced Public Education: 12,315thMost Cultured: 12,366thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,412thMost Pacifist: 12,624thHighest Average Incomes: 12,882ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,272ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,701stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,645thMost Income Equality: 17,096thRudest Citizens: 19,615thSafest: 20,361st
Most Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Pacifist: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the region

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