The Republic of Azell II is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.053 billion Azell IIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.7%.

The strong Azell IIian economy, worth 393 trillion rupees a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,940 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, and traffic cops are puzzled to see that nobody exceeds the speed limits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azell II's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Azell II is ranked 136,067^th in the world and 3^rd in accolades for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.17 law-abiding acts per hour.