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Most Devout: 3,489th Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,916th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,294th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Through Hardship Comes Wisdom
Azbadar De La Cruz
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of Azbadar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Azbadar De La Cruz with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.627 billion Azbadarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slándáil. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azbadarian economy, worth 220 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,603 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stags are considered a delicacy, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and the Stag is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azbadar's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Roman Catholic Church.

Azbadar is ranked 172,166th in the world and 159th in Texas for Most Armed, with 0.12 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Devout: 3,489thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,916thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,245thLowest Crime Rates: 6,250thTop
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Best Weather: 9,019thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,049thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,590thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,511thHealthiest Citizens: 11,798thMost Developed: 13,419thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,612thLargest Governments: 13,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,951stHighest Average Incomes: 15,198thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,292ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,529th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Azbadar, the Stag is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Azbadar, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
  • : Following new legislation in Azbadar, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • : Azbadar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Azbadar, Stags are considered a delicacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Azbadar, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Azbadar, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Azbadar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Azbadar was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Low Lifespan of Trecdom2, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Azbadar was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Low Lifespan of Trecdom2, curing 1 million infected.

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