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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,010thMost Devout: 2,407th
The Stereotypical Italian Regime of
Democratic Socialists
Mamma Mia!
Mario Fonzie Balboa
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Ayytaly

Population7.316 billion

CapitalLittle Ayytaly
LeaderMario Fonzie Balboa
FaithJersey Shore

CurrencyGuido
AnimalBambino

The Stereotypical Italian Regime of Ayytaly is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mario Fonzie Balboa with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.316 billion Paisanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Little Ayytaly. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paisano economy, worth a remarkable 1,474 trillion Guidoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 201,577 Guidoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayytaly's national animal is the Bambino, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jersey Shore.

Ayytaly is ranked 3,349th in the world and 1st in Roman Empire for Highest Poor Incomes, with 169,039.78 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,454thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,010thMost Devout: 2,407thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,788thLargest Black Market: 3,304thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,349thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,064thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,515thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,632ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,217thBest Weather: 6,843rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,312thHighest Average Incomes: 7,316thLargest Governments: 7,564thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,165thLargest Retail Industry: 9,737thMost Developed: 10,255thMost Efficient Economies: 10,830thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,285thLowest Crime Rates: 12,036thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,968thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,282ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,639thSmartest Citizens: 17,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,171st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, citizens frequently duel to decide who gets to go for jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, there's a bright dawn ahead for Ayytaly.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, Little Ayytaly spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayytaly, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.

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