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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 36thMost Valuable International Artwork: 498thMost Ignorant Citizens: 907th
The The glorious Pigmarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ding dong, your opinion is wrong
Pigmund Freud
Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ayylmao69420

Population5.825 billion

CapitalFreudland
LeaderPigmund Freud
FaithB A S E D

Currency🅱️ux
AnimalTrout

The The glorious Pigmarchy of Ayylmao69420 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pigmund Freud with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.825 billion Little shets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freudland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chechnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion 🅱️uxes a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 212,019 🅱️uxes, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Calling Pigmund Freud a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayylmao69420's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is B A S E D.

Ayylmao69420 is ranked 1,730th in the world and 1st in The Twin Cities for Largest Black Market, with 1,659 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 36thMost Valuable International Artwork: 498thMost Ignorant Citizens: 907thLargest Retail Industry: 915thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,177thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,471stMost Devout: 1,480thLargest Black Market: 1,730thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,990thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,817thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,932ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,096thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,456thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,778thHighest Average Incomes: 5,571stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,069thNudest: 6,945thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,290thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,336thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,556thLargest Governments: 11,130thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 12,393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,304thHighest Economic Output: 14,461stBest Weather: 17,299thLowest Crime Rates: 19,591stHighest Poor Incomes: 20,908th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ayylmao69420, falling satellites are regarded as a blessing from the gods.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayylmao69420, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayylmao69420, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayylmao69420, calling Pigmund Freud a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayylmao69420, knitting needles have been banned in the name of public safety.
  • : Ayylmao69420 voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Ayylmao69420 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Ayylmao69420 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
  • : Following new legislation in Ayylmao69420, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayylmao69420, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.

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