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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 257th Most Influential: 544th Rudest Citizens: 650th
The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of
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President Lmao Si-dung
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Population2.366 billion

CapitalWest Sus
LeaderPresident Lmao Si-dung


The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of Ayylienz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lmao Si-dung with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.366 billion Ayyliens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Sus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ayylien economy, worth 551 trillion buckenschmucks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 232,988 buckenschmucks, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, the government has enacted freedom of information, and kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers. Crime is totally unknown. Ayylienz's national animal is the watshamakalit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ayylienz is ranked 9,267th in the world and 529th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 181.58 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 257thMost Influential: 544thRudest Citizens: 650thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,144thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,397thLargest Retail Industry: 1,584thTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,729thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,049thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,485thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,012thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,056thMost Avoided: 3,071stHighest Average Incomes: 3,335thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,639thSmartest Citizens: 3,650thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,679thMost Secular: 4,991stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,038thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,203rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,503rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,295thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,668thLargest Black Market: 7,428thTop
Most Cultured: 8,155thMost Efficient Economies: 8,950thMost Inclusive: 9,267thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,440thLargest Governments: 9,857thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 13,016thLargest Mining Sector: 14,968th
Rudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 98th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 135th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 137th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionMost Influential: 168th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 171st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 179th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 187th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 187th in the regionLargest Black Market: 199th in the regionMost Secular: 258th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 315th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 329th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 367th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 379th in the regionMost Cultured: 386th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 431st in the regionMost Inclusive: 529th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 573rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 593rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 637th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 668th in the regionNudest: 783rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 829th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 249 » Siwale, Ka Ching, Mzeusia, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Gladio II, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Phoronu, Puczovska, Atain, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Bayern-Straubing, Agrauron, Sunto, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, Albacria, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Mordant99, Diodone, Buckerino, Shadowrik, East Supple Lund, Dopeland420, Ozstan, The Windmilluminati, SillyString, Shibutani, Arimbia, Malta Comino Gozo, Q w e r t y, Guslantis, General COE, Sil Dorsett, Riverwinde, The Gamer Party, Malvad, Constantinolia, THX1138, McMasterdonia, Jefffliu, and 199 others.New Lakemba, Bothia, Choistan, Revolutionary Sealand, Pizza Squared, Semailand, New Seaview Cove, Wilkshire, Boggovia, Lower Nubia, Elevation, Moubarakistan, Imperial Higerker Rus, Wisconsota, Chukstik Illahi, Former English Colony, Xagill, New Trisone, Kolorland, Dramanian, Yukti, Koda-Land, Victoriaans Nederlands, Crodaria, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Maott, Bearical, Amerian States, Ainsworth, Highton Islands, Sea Ghost, Azurius, New Sekai, Apetopia, Tredano, IRELAND ROI, Mazeoftime, Snoodum, Avemterra, Empy, United Draconia, Racoda, Quranite, Blackwood Coast, Eravonia, Veskaleine, Kyoki Chudoku, Walist, Sacrento, Grimrholm, The Mace Kingdom, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Krakenland, Vincone Cae, Zeternia, Tjaart, Dooh Mayne, The Lunar Brotherhood Knights, Bloomdale, Ethnon, Dadastan Archipelago, Jest Xerces, Sundred, Arrivederci, Hyperbanus, Manticore utopia, Esplandia, Kulgatha, Liberentis, Fishguardia, SORT, RaRaRasputinn, Dovena, Sahriastan, Felpolandia, Kanlidia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Virion-Alesse, Islandsria, Cloydicia, CedieRKing, Zokk, Tyroshh, The United States of Romania, Humptalumpta, Wodan, The Transhuman Union, Venezuelia, Alsace and Lorraine United, Dicko, Unsophisticate, Jontopiary, Brysto, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Azura Palatina, I am the one who knocks, United States of Americanas, Diche Choklate, Voznesheim, BrightFutures, LostLegion, Azzarel, Ostrekoj, Babacar, Golden Ho, East Darlown Zamatraporia, Vsyerossiya, Elgaland-Vargaland, Rochester Black, Aenglaland, Pleroma Sans Romans, Marxist Luxembourg, Pradovnia, ZimRobwe, Tianqing, Heken, Visburgh, El Fiji Grande, Ecronentia, Gmt2001, Xentherida, Abject Ludicrosity, Western Republia, Arstungry, Kyrianian, Shaun, Wunderstrafanstalt, Itallitopia, Sunaiya, Pria Xennes, Justinisches Reich, German Holy Roman Empire, American MapleStory, GreatMinds, Feurbania, Nikhilesh23, Karazan, Ice and Tinian, Kelvaros Prime, East Wushen, Velon, Daukas, Amauri, Copria, Dar es Saalam, Avornica, Boukouras, Abrickhouse, Confederation of Swidinia, Thoets, Deschteria, Kokomo Island, Solcialist States, Oktavio, United States of Straight Sheeple, The Discipled, Democritus, Bridger-Teton, New Chilokver, Kromi, Yarecir, Maj Tonia Godgueeber, Joaquin El Chapo Guzman, Leopard Mountain, Daiz, Malphe, Montarc, Wakanda Society, Moose repupblic, Cogitato Patria, Whachamacallit, Alice Gardens, Rogue 1880, Reylands, Tawya, Soviet Terran, Aerovea, Curtis Cosla, Cobrallstain, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Xorroth, Prickly Town, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Dragonar, West Coastal States, Blackphir, Elvero, Timglish Congressional Republic, North Armatas, Imperial Essex, Huego Sol, RedRunele, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, Gorlan Ruins, and Freienland.

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