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Most Influential: 560th Rudest Citizens: 678th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,099th
The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of
Thank you Howard the Alien, very cool!
President Lmao Si-dung
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Population2.674 billion

CapitalWest Sus
LeaderPresident Lmao Si-dung


The 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘆 of Ayylienz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Lmao Si-dung with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.674 billion Ayyliens live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of West Sus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ayylien economy, worth 576 trillion buckenschmucks a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 215,504 buckenschmucks, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Good-looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile, auditors are gutting every governmental department, and prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ayylienz's national animal is the watshamakalit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ayylienz is ranked 1,099th in the world and 47th in Balder for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 16,796.54 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Influential: 560thRudest Citizens: 678thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,099thLargest Retail Industry: 1,499thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,663rdTop
Fattest Citizens: 1,718thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,059thHighest Crime Rates: 2,388thMost Avoided: 2,677thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,894thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,936thMost Armed: 3,231stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,343rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,554thHighest Average Incomes: 4,411thSmartest Citizens: 4,760thMost Secular: 5,111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,309thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,571stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,603rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,894thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,565thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,668thMost Cultured: 7,798thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,096thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,740thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,392ndMost Inclusive: 9,786thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,092ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,461stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,558th
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 120th in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionMost Armed: 128th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 134th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 162nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 179th in the regionMost Secular: 228th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 231st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 237th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 256th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 260th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 261st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 263rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 292nd in the regionMost Cultured: 332nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 436th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 449th in the regionMost Inclusive: 450th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 492nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 564th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 573rd in the region

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