by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313th Most Influential: 501st Least Corrupt Governments: 1,464th
The Drunken Dance Party of
Left-wing Utopia
Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi
Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom

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Population1.818 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.818 billion Aywhyouans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 232 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,831 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, autocrats are persona non grata, Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars's bedroom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 34,252nd in the world and 1,488th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 28.05 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Influential: 501stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,464thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 1,865thMost Inclusive: 1,911thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,927thNicest Citizens: 2,008thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,608thMost Pacifist: 3,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,059thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,298thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,542ndSafest: 4,749thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,769thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,910thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,990thMost Cultured: 5,222ndMost Developed: 5,533rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,951stBest Weather: 6,592ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,687thNudest: 7,331stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,559thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,868thSmartest Citizens: 8,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,568thTop
Most Secular: 8,672ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,737thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,141stLargest Governments: 9,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,886thLowest Crime Rates: 10,953rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,760thHighest Drug Use: 13,747thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,377thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,244th
Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 57th in the regionNicest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 63rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 85th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 115th in the regionMost Pacifist: 121st in the regionSafest: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 150th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 154th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 167th in the regionMost Developed: 176th in the regionNudest: 194th in the regionBest Weather: 206th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 213th in the regionLargest Governments: 226th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 247th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 256th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 270th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 271st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 281st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 290th in the regionMost Secular: 301st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 307th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 388th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 454th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 483rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 521st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 552nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 702nd in the regionMost Stationary: 764th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aywhyou was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Doomen.
  • : Aywhyou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, autocrats are persona non grata.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars's new office is 6 by 8 feet with steel walls and a barred door.
  • : Aywhyou endorsed The Grand Duchy of Pays de Loire.
  • : Aywhyou endorsed The Empire of Tijanapolis.
  • : Aywhyou endorsed The Confederacy of Chocholand.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 290 » Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Solar System Scope, North Anatnom, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Kiasu-ism, Si-topia, Theorin, Aidenfieeld, The United Expanse, Jehenna, Sandaoguo, Ridehale, Quiescent, Luddinlande, Techganet, Tsvetania, Kringalia, The naked people, Lotadia, Linguiniland, Farengeto, Wyatonians, Lioniel, Three Rivia Levr, Rebel-topia, Drystar, Darakin, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Japanese Federal Republic, Lambdaland, WTP All the good names are taken, Nova Montron, Saganye, Pax Dracon, Centristvill, Bod Wareenaland, FreeFishers, Blahblah2017, Havenfell, Antarctic Empires, Nothanksbutseriously, Escevola, Tsunamy, The Two Jerseys, Ezeleah, Paenoa, Nowa Europa, Curlyhoward, and 240 others.Oxsania, Lost And Found, Avalonica, Larenien, East Sakhlin, Holy Chimerland, Lightmare, LaPia, Barabarom, Nankyoku Tairiku, Holy Dominate, Deosdora, Runsiya, Madhonia, Sanden, Dylar, Seliyan progressive Islands, Karatengisa, Trelatche, Walenstein, Center Lisle, Pastir, Braavos and Lorath, Utondara, Calistan, Kholdan, Bentwaters, Iristead, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Janapuri, Gymnostan, United States of Vietnam, St Oaks, Noire Denholm, Terranous, Uncastania, Monhak, Khazadine, Anachronolandia, Wese Zippopiteradgil, La Ascension, Prefesia, Poopisiya, Qazahnir, Spazzhole, Ancient Slobovia, Moreana, KIROVET, Kongoudess, Cypheri, Sthalrim, Hotdog Bigfoot, Lumpov Hasch, Angevin Britannia, Soem, Yellunstryer, GI-Land, RestartAll, Farelonia, Trinennie, Vincent Field, Enplatia, Brendleton, Phillius, Sedunn, City States Nation, Volaworand, Paranoia, Abarri, North Kanuckistan, Sagada, NorthWest Companlia, Ufask, Bandorion, Bergenu, Sonnydesh, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, East India Kompany, Santulanum, Rhetiaa, Vos Dothrak, Fighting Kawi Ninja, European Defense Organization, New Briantown, Saciu, Rosamie, Aguatania, Great Andora, Concrete Slab, Hasilberg, Complete Conformity, Festdidgea, Northendia, Democratic Parndia, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Memeland12, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Liberated Lambergs, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Jaxon, Lester Crest, Crabius, Isokenzar, Towi Lamia, Potion Seller, The National Corporation, Upper Usok Valley, Kerlodia, Confoederatio Concordia, Hokoan, Spearos, Jamtland-Trondelag, Galaxy Federation, Grimsby town, Elveka, Corgitopiaa, Mona Landia, Macrothea, United Qwebland, Agalaesia, Mirutania, Aneas, Arasi Luvasa, Esfalsa, Yakutikov, Crokin, Asdfghuiop, Grouu, Eastern Nyan, Wehraboos, Lincoln Village, Lulliland, A Frog Dimension, NeoConcordia, Neo-Indonesia, Crystal Creation, Tandrea, Atomic Garden, Shengtie, Bluee Land, Yeldarbsland, The Post Humans, Awjan, Transcostria, Xandev, Cuuldere, Freedwanda, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Kandorith, USNE2018, Darbor, Free 69 XD rawr, The Filippinas, Laluna Isle, Stoniamera, Free Republic of Sonora, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Bawtania, Natcatjojo, Maletora, North Winter, Dazeskye, New Prenalia, Expar Vallist, West Apotos, Denmani, Gelovia, Kroumos, Ttyxious, Midand, Qilai, Clintanius, New Eneland, Floofoland, Rascium, Ariankido, Kyraxa, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Phanama, Direwolf1, Whimichy, Americantopia, Myr Nyr, Shema Mitzvah, Uncomfortable nooks and crannies, Dalklo Bayer, Qvait, Staubsaugen, Republitank, Udaron, Namat Sta, PEPEP, East Asylla Pan, Freedoom, Zess, Illinoisan, Qairus, Wimalia, Birdkeeper, Third League of New Kent, Choodox, Mikole, Ostanasia, Wat Blum, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Herbert Island, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, Maeiland, Jahass, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Republic Clovakh, The Dragon Enclave, North Catimestistrianes, Farrts, Revanial, Akindom, Empire of the Western Woods, Plasitades, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, Slenrotros, New Lousara, Apabeossie, Sesteran, Changolandia, Qawe, Churumduul, Pays de Loire, Tijanapolis, Chocholand, Novagentum, Milvands, and Doomen.

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