by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 553rdMost Influential: 784thMost Inclusive: 1,741st
The Drunken Dance Party of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi
Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.313 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.313 billion Aywhyouans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 585 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,812 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, third world countries are rich in "I Love Westereasterland" t-shirts, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 199,949th in the world and 7,988th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.01 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 553rdMost Influential: 784thMost Inclusive: 1,741stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,793rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,908thNicest Citizens: 1,973rdTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,100thMost Secular: 2,675thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,732ndMost Pacifist: 3,009thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,119thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,301stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,624thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,989thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,413thMost Cultured: 4,517thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,989thBest Weather: 5,069thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,262ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,476thSafest: 5,807thMost Developed: 5,943rdLargest Governments: 7,300thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,849thSmartest Citizens: 8,070thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,054thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,193rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,572ndNudest: 10,763rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,818thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,854thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,804thHealthiest Citizens: 16,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 16,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,045th
Most Inclusive: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65th in the regionNicest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Pacifist: 116th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 139th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 156th in the regionMost Developed: 183rd in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionSafest: 198th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 242nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 281st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 305th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 319th in the regionNudest: 334th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 359th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 446th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 463rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 474th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 478th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 521st in the regionLargest Populations: 619th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 730th in the region

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