The Syndicalist Republic of Ayushvandra is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Femke Ingjadi Katjakana with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.563 billion Ayushvandrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gadjatantja. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ayushvandran economy, worth 198 trillion Kepeks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,254 Kepeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayushvandra's national animal is the Birb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayushvandra is ranked 8,943^rd in the world and 481^st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 98.41 quips per hour.