Population | 4.439 billion |
Capital | Tungglek |
Leader | Rendjana Selesa |
Faith | Absurdism |
Currency | Kepeng |
Animal | Tiger |
The Collectivist Republic of Ayushvandra is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rendjana Selesa with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.439 billion Ayushvandrans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tungglek. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Ayushvandran economy, worth 830 trillion Kepengs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,065 Kepengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the Great Ayushvandran Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage, and the number of judges has tripled in recent months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayushvandra's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Absurdism.
Ayushvandra is ranked 259,623rd in the world and 6,303rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.32 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, the number of judges has tripled in recent months.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, the Great Ayushvandran Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, female restaurant chefs are not allowed to have male customers.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
- : Following new legislation in
Ayushvandra, cat memes without alt text are now illegal.