The Federation of Ayslend is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ilya Kalinin with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.097 billion Ayslendians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archangelsk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ayslendian economy, worth 145 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,279 euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Large sections of Ayslend have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, and to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayslend's national animal is the Snow Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is There is not.

Ayslend is ranked 25,882^nd in the world and 388^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,047.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.