The Beachside Ice Cream Stand of Aynia in Sunglasses is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aynia Moreaux with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working population of 11.173 billion Aynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunshine City. The average income tax rate is 18.7%.

The Aynia in Sunglassesian economy, worth 507 trillion glitters a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 45,456 glitters, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Aynia Moreaux has just been declared ruler of Aynia in Sunglasses in an international press conference, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aynia in Sunglasses's national animal is the bunny.

Aynia in Sunglasses is ranked 180,667^th in the world and 14^th in Equinox for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.36 law-abiding acts per hour.