The Constitutional Axolocracy of Axotolian Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jasoni Axotol with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.874 billion Axotolian empireans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Public Transport receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Athena City. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Axotolian empirean economy, worth 157 trillion Calabazabans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. Average income is 83,811 Calabazabans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axotolian Empire's national animal is the Axolotl, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Way of christ.

Axotolian Empire is ranked 45,433^rd in the world and 26^th in Mitteleuropa for Largest Governments, scoring 23.32 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.