The Hippie slaying states of Axorian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sam Ramsdonck with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.202 billion Axorianians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antverpia corruptus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Axorianian economy, worth a remarkable 6,574 trillion breakcore samples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 538,774 breakcore samples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Refugees from other nations are flocking to Axorian's border, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, and at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axorian's national animal is the Bart de bever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Axorian is ranked 13,045^th in the world and 16^th in belgium for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,057.11 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.