The Hippie slaying states of Axorian is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sam Ramsdonck with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.995 billion Axorianians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antverpia corruptus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Axorianian economy, worth a remarkable 3,894 trillion breakcore samples a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 432,996 breakcore samples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, political detractors refer to Sam Ramsdonck as 'that Bigtopian puppet', and the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Axorian's national animal is the Bart de bever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Axorian is ranked 481^st in the world and 2^nd in belgium for Largest Black Market, with 5,407 trillion Standard Monetary Units.