The Queen's State of Awori Eko is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.819 billion Awori Ekoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Awori Ekoan economy, worth 557 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 56,788 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 366,004 per year while the poor average 3,559, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, military funding has been stripped back, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Awori Eko's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Awori Eko is ranked 210,555^th in the world and 8^th in Lagos for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 492.14 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.