The Holy Lucky Ghost Santa of Awesomeland012345 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.223 billion Aw*som*landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T*xas. The average income tax rate is 45.1%.

The frighteningly efficient an Aw*som*landian economy, worth 125 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 102,378 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime is totally unknown. Awesomeland012345's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ath*ism.

Awesomeland012345 is ranked 46,779^th in the world and 1^st in Cheddar for Largest Governments, scoring 18.57 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.