The Holy Awesomeness of Awesomeland012345 is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Grian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 889 million Awesomelandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Texas. The average income tax rate is 42.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming an Awesomelandian economy, worth 78.2 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,977 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, Grian's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and Grian's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Awesomeland012345's national animal is the T-rex, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Awesomeland012345 is ranked 157,977^th in the world and 18^th in Cheddar for Most Avoided, scoring 0.84 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.