The Holy Lucky Ghost Santa of Awesomeland012345 is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bob with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 2.895 billion Aw*som*landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T*xas. The average income tax rate is 81.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient an Aw*som*landian economy, worth 362 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,092 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime is totally unknown. Awesomeland012345's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Awesomeland012345 is ranked 9,848^th in the world and 1^st in Cheddar for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,688.67 Tourists Per Hour.