The Holy Lucky Ghost Santa of Awesomeland012345 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.787 billion Aw*som*landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T*xas. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient an Aw*som*landian economy, worth 726 trillion Gold Bars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 125,491 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, the children of Awesomeland012345 are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, they say that Aw*som*landians made a dessert and called it peace, and a rash of recently-elected candidates have begun to push Bigtopia-friendly policies. Crime is totally unknown. Awesomeland012345's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Awesomeland012345 is ranked 69,074^th in the world and 1^st in Cheddar for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,519.83 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.