The Holy Lucky Ghost Santa of Awesomeland012345 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grian with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.256 billion Aw*som*landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of T*xas. The average income tax rate is 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient an Aw*som*landian economy, worth 130 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 103,551 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Awesomeland012345's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ath*ism.

Awesomeland012345 is ranked 208,081^st in the world and 17^th in Cheddar for Most Devout, with 4.74 Prayers Per Hour.