The Monarchical Republic of Awell Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kartik Patel with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 6.904 billion Awellians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gandhidham. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Awellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,192 trillion Aweses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 172,716 Aweses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

At least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Kartik Patel's wardrobe, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Awell Islands's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism and Jainism.

Awell Islands is ranked 142,803^rd in the world and 68^th in India for Most Politically Free, scoring 56.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.