Population | 3.668 billion |
Capital | Monkegrad |
Leader | Makakius |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Govno |
Animal | Monkey |
The Federation of Avstrikland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Makakius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.668 billion Avstriklandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkegrad. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Avstriklandian economy, worth 696 trillion Govnoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 189,889 Govnoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Avstrikland #1 for number twos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avstrikland's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Avstrikland is ranked 14,416th in the world and 820th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Avstrikland #1 for number twos.
- : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
- : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
- : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
- : Avstrikland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Avstrikland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Avstrikland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, foreign musicians that Makakius dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.