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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,736thRudest Citizens: 5,097thLargest Retail Industry: 6,824th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nuhai bebru
Makakius
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Avstrikland

Population3.668 billion

CapitalMonkegrad
LeaderMakakius
FaithAtheism

CurrencyGovno
AnimalMonkey

The Federation of Avstrikland is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Makakius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.668 billion Avstriklandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monkegrad. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Avstriklandian economy, worth 696 trillion Govnoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 189,889 Govnoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Avstrikland #1 for number twos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avstrikland's national animal is the Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Avstrikland is ranked 14,416th in the world and 820th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 103 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,736thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 5,097thLargest Retail Industry: 6,824thMost Efficient Economies: 6,875thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,410thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,103rdMost Inclusive: 9,583rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,789thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,959thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,985thHighest Food Quality: 10,152ndMost Secular: 10,981stSmartest Citizens: 11,031stMost Developed: 11,436thHighest Average Incomes: 11,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,287thMost Pacifist: 13,565thLargest Governments: 14,188thMost Cultured: 14,416thNicest Citizens: 14,454thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,119thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,033rdLargest Welfare Programs: 16,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,535thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 26,272ndHealthiest Citizens: 26,876thLowest Crime Rates: 27,953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 29,557th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 87th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 299th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 300th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 402nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 456th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 488th in the regionMost Inclusive: 489th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 530th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 534th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 546th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 609th in the regionMost Secular: 650th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 668th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 743rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 774th in the regionMost Cultured: 820th in the regionMost Pacifist: 825th in the regionNicest Citizens: 826th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 828th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 839th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 858th in the regionLargest Governments: 897th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 919th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 946th in the regionMost Influential: 974th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,146th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1,158th in the regionNudest: 1,263rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, a Lazarus Tourist Association survey has rated Avstrikland #1 for number twos.
  • : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Avstrikland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Avstrikland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Avstrikland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, foreign musicians that Makakius dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Avstrikland, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.

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