by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 872ndMost Influential: 1,267thSafest: 5,955th
The Sadly Not Average Nation of
New York Times Democracy
Be an average Joe. (at least try)
John Smith
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.941 billion

LeaderJohn Smith

CurrencyJoe coin
AnimalCӑrsinionn's Jellyfish

The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.941 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 173 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,987 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new "thought police" branch is being developed, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens AverageJoevlania's stability, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and if a tree falls in the forest John Smith is personally notified. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 11,533rd in the world and 901st in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 26.46 Bank.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 872ndMost Influential: 1,267thTop
Safest: 5,955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,637thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,095thBest Weather: 11,112thMost Pacifist: 11,337thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,533rdTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,035thMost Inclusive: 13,286thNicest Citizens: 13,421stHealthiest Citizens: 14,490thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,122ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,396thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,594thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,666thLowest Crime Rates: 22,497th
Safest: 333rd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionMost Influential: 507th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 543rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 591st in the regionBest Weather: 633rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 646th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 729th in the regionNicest Citizens: 741st in the regionMost Inclusive: 773rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 818th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 858th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 864th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 886th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 901st in the region

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