The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.941 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 173 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,987 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A new "thought police" branch is being developed, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens AverageJoevlania's stability, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and if a tree falls in the forest John Smith is personally notified. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in AverageJoevlania, if a tree falls in the forest John Smith is personally notified.
- : Following new legislation in AverageJoevlania, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
- : Following new legislation in AverageJoevlania, riots have broken out as a water shortage threatens AverageJoevlania's stability.
- : Following new legislation in AverageJoevlania, a new "thought police" branch is being developed.
- : Following new legislation in AverageJoevlania, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
- : AverageJoevlania endorsed The Deleted On Sight of Madjack.
- : AverageJoevlania endorsed The Respublika of Zemnaya Svoboda.
- : AverageJoevlania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Treatment of Prisoners".
- : AverageJoevlania endorsed The Oppressed Peoples of Trumpski.
- : AverageJoevlania was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Trumpski.
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