by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 742ndMost Influential: 1,214thSafest: 6,339th
The Sadly Not Average Nation of
New York Times Democracy
Be an average Joe. (at least try)
John Smith
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.774 billion

LeaderJohn Smith

CurrencyJoe coin
AnimalCӑrsinionn's Jellyfish

The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.774 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 74.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 229 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 60,886 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, artists are pillars of society, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 46,721st in the world and 1,251st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 457.11833938852 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 742ndMost Influential: 1,214thTop
Safest: 6,339thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,795thBest Weather: 8,598thMost Pacifist: 11,044thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,594thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,900thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,570thNicest Citizens: 12,995thHealthiest Citizens: 13,079thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,834thMost Inclusive: 13,956thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,352ndMost Beautiful Environments: 15,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,189thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,078thLowest Crime Rates: 20,423rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,215thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,541stMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,017thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,313th
Safest: 360th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 436th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 468th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 487th in the regionBest Weather: 515th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 620th in the regionMost Pacifist: 640th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 695th in the regionNicest Citizens: 719th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 755th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 790th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 816th in the regionMost Inclusive: 836th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 848th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 891st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 905th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 221 » Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Prydania, Orado, Siwale, Unshleepd, Newpromisedland, Empy, Yaorozu, The Rhein States, El Fiji Grande, Omnistria, Nistriabar, Ethnon, New Lakemba, Hamerica, Napnomadia, Selfgradatude, Dar es Saalam, Daiz, Great Bights Mum, Koda-Land, North Bratislava, Corfad, Xentherida, Xagill, McMasterdonia, Guer Aike, Pallaith, Seenvorland, Votak Matim, Maott, 1 very fast endotarter, Joodey, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Dreadton, Ravendi, The Pantheons, Fendlium, Aeolist, Sunto, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Sil Dorsett, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Glurponia, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Astronomical, and 171 others.The Serdey Islands, Holy Oranz, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, Shadowrik, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Wilkshire, Sikol, Valentine Z, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Tampa Bay Rays, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Tachycardia, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Bengal Empir, The Calabash Protectorate, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Eywaan, Clan Spaniel, Solskjar, Walter Jackson, Highton Islands, Amblegreserland, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Kragsgale, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Amerian States, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Illusia and Neverendia, Moubarakistan, Vincone Cae, Innocentic, Runeda, Harjad, Heilhum Imperius, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Xyrron, TLTland, Yalkan, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Merconitonitopia, Republica Guilleana, Draconian Progression, Godwanna, Rainengrad, PotatoFarmers, Pytong, Batatoland Empire, Ozstan, Bankowiata, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Stratosphere Islands, Pasargad, Gendirt, WeKnow, Ellbonnia, The Vistula, Aetulia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Loutsland, Odelinor, Planes, TJUN-ia, Slyakanya, Lemonbiscuits, Canineia, Animu Place, Western Vapia, United States of Americanas, Strongwill, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Climeria, Seijitsu, New Michag, Blyskalia, Venicea, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Darkmondoria, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, His Enduring Majesty, SORT, Super Girl, Morgul, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, Nova Arcania, Volstokn, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Kromi, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Tyirza, Zemnaya Svoboda, Figyjharli, Dangine, Travislavania, Yellops, Aryan Homeland, East Akra, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, ForestMythal, Tsandonown, Mon Island, Wapistan, Imperial Sers, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Neavira, Intion North, Card Kingdom, Andanavia, Novremia, Humptalumpta, Sopernia, Bearical, Que Lukustinardon, United Capitalist Provinces, Logovets, Capablanca, Tibus Heth, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Sahriastan, Lionia, New Celoveniortan, Zapiron, Palgo, Dabarastan, AmManies, Kazoo Basin, Kaihe, Teothopia, Paradeavenlisian States, Tringapore, Religioncord, Rising Sakura, Latin letters numbers and spaces, ChristianVille of the USA, Faircliff, Antonimus, United Soviet State of North Amerika, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Nuronte, Koletsia, Aguaria Major, The Infamous Glare, Solcius, Kobagia, Singamadri, Hellsinky, FLARADESTRA, and Perikuresu.

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