The Fiefdom of Avatarrhoene is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.735 billion Avatarrhoeneans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Avatarrhoenean economy, worth 467 trillion Atropes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 69,443 Atropes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,472 per year while the poor average 12,783, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Procrastination is a national sport, economists claim no news is good news, Avatarrhoene has designated Avatarrhoene City as its capital city, and sales of trenchcoats are on the rise. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Avatarrhoene's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Avatarrhoene is ranked 250,690^th in the world and 112^th in New Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.69 law-abiding acts per hour.