The Republic Socialist-Egalitara of AVALOHIA is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alin Avaloh with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, devout population of 2.133 billion AVALOHIAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinborger. The average income tax rate is 84.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The AVALOHIAian economy, worth 108 trillion pisica avalohianas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 50,994 pisica avalohianas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and getting a blood transfusion from an AVALOHIAian entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AVALOHIA's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Crestinism.

AVALOHIA is ranked 17,401^st in the world and 931^st in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,438.71 Tourists Per Hour.