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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 97thLargest Black Market: 128th
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Avalnier

Population20.795 billion

CapitalFuzzybottom
LeaderBobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord
FaithThe Holy haberdashery of Batman

CurrencyChocolate Chip Pancake
AnimalBig Bird

The Helpdesk of Avalnier is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Bobo The Omniscient Chaos Overlord with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, smutty television, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 20.795 billion Avalnierians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fuzzybottom. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Avalnierian economy, worth an astonishing 11,744 trillion Chocolate Chip Pancakes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 564,771 Chocolate Chip Pancakes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,867,373 per year while the poor average 127,690, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, and the justice of Avalnier is considered superior to that of other nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avalnier's national animal is the Big Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Holy haberdashery of Batman.

Avalnier is ranked 320th in the world and 21st in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 17,608.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 47thLargest Information Technology Sector: 97thLargest Black Market: 128thMost Corrupt Governments: 150thHighest Average Incomes: 194thMost Scientifically Advanced: 228thLargest Insurance Industry: 320thLowest Crime Rates: 341stHighest Economic Output: 344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 377thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 416thLargest Mining Sector: 491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 555thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 565thMost Secular: 601stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 686thMost Efficient Economies: 687thLargest Retail Industry: 914thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,228thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,270thMost Developed: 1,589thSmartest Citizens: 1,663rdLargest Governments: 1,730thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,913thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,068thTop
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Most Patriotic: 2,194thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,415thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,523rdMost Stationary: 3,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,203rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,375thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,779thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,204thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,799thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,143rdRudest Citizens: 5,795thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,194thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,971stLargest Populations: 7,321stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,337thTop
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Most Influential: 11,932ndHealthiest Citizens: 12,291stMost Authoritarian: 17,036thMost Conservative: 17,382ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,503rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19th in the regionMost Secular: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Stationary: 51st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 76th in the regionMost Patriotic: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 108th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 121st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 202nd in the regionLargest Populations: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 212th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 225th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 233rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 286th in the regionMost Influential: 314th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 314th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 328th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 349th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 632nd in the regionMost Conservative: 651st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 688th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, the justice of Avalnier is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, as dissatisfaction with the system waxes the only things to be sure of are death and taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Avalnier, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.

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