Population | 13.938 billion |
Capital | Mopsu Estia |
Leader | Charalampos Charalampous |
Faith | Easetrn Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | drachma |
Animal | dolphin |
The Most Glorious Republic of Autonomous Mapsuetia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Charalampos Charalampous with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 13.938 billion Mopsuestites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mopsu Estia. The average income tax rate is 85.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Mopsuestic economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,257 drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.
Catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, scientists are not permitted to ask questions, Charalampos Charalampous can cry on demand, and chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels. Crime is totally unknown. Autonomous Mapsuetia's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Easetrn Orthodox Christianity.
Autonomous Mapsuetia is ranked 256,618th in the world and 8,538th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 16.686794876 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Autonomous Mapsuetia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Autonomous Mapsuetia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
- : Autonomous Mapsuetia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in Autonomous Mapsuetia, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
- : Following new legislation in Autonomous Mapsuetia, Charalampos Charalampous can cry on demand.
- : Following new legislation in Autonomous Mapsuetia, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
- : Following new legislation in Autonomous Mapsuetia, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
- : Following new legislation in Autonomous Mapsuetia, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Autonomous Mapsuetia was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Autonomous Mapsuetia ceased to exist in Eastern Mediterranean Confederation.