Population | 5.553 billion |
Capital | Detroit |
Leader | Charles Wilson |
Faith | The Freedom Of Movement |
Currency | gal |
Animal | horse |
The Fifty-Seven Lane Highways of Automobile Manufacturing is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Charles Wilson with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, disturbing lack of elderly people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.553 billion Mechanics are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Automobilic economy, worth 677 trillion gals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 122,052 gals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,106,050 per year while the poor average 1,583, a ratio of 698 to 1.
Trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Automobile Manufacturing's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Freedom Of Movement.
Automobile Manufacturing is ranked 292,628th in the world and 27th in Stats for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.25 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Automobile Manufacturing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Automobile Manufacturing was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Automobile Manufacturing was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Automobile Manufacturing, sushi is sold on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in Automobile Manufacturing, forecasts predict rains of loose lead and mortar shells for the next six weeks.
- : Following new legislation in Automobile Manufacturing, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
- : Following new legislation in Automobile Manufacturing, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
- : Following new legislation in Automobile Manufacturing, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
- : Following new legislation in Automobile Manufacturing, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Automobilic politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Automobile Manufacturing, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.