by Max Barry

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Automagfreek was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 83
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38th Most Efficient Economies: 51st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 94th
The New Gothic Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We Are Many, Among So Very Few
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population35.449 billion

CapitalULE City
LeaderLord Damien Dreadfire II


The New Gothic Empire of Automagfreek is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Damien Dreadfire II with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 35.449 billion Freeks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ULE City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Freekish economy, worth an astonishing 14,430 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 407,075 marks, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, Lord Damien Dreadfire II has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Automagfreek's national animal is the Piranha, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Vanmakt.

Automagfreek is ranked 65,556th in the world and 16th in Gholgoth for Highest Drug Use, scoring 68.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Efficient Economies: 51stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 94thHighest Economic Output: 134thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 138thLargest Mining Sector: 179thLargest Populations: 186thSafest: 225thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 256thMost Stationary: 266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 337thLargest Governments: 496thHighest Average Incomes: 519thLargest Publishing Industry: 859thMost Avoided: 882ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,024thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,374thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 1,651stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,924thRudest Citizens: 1,986thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,670thSmartest Citizens: 2,857thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,179thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,227thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,434thMost Influential: 4,920thFattest Citizens: 5,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,185thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 7,626thNudest: 13,111thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,205thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,003rd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the region

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