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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,130thMost Cultured: 2,260thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,429th
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Autochthonesia

Population4.916 billion

CapitalMauri Tiabú
LeaderAlthea Carrere

CurrencyKnot
Animalwhale shark

The Federated Pirate Havens of Autochthonesia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Althea Carrere with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.916 billion Autochthonesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mauri Tiabú. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Autochthonesian economy, worth 757 trillion Knots a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 154,137 Knots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Knot mansions. Crime is totally unknown. Autochthonesia's national animal is the whale shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Autochthonesia is ranked 60,615th in the world and 3rd in Aive for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,076.78 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,130thMost Cultured: 2,260thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,429thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,495thHealthiest Citizens: 4,012thSafest: 4,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,536thNicest Citizens: 4,544thMost Developed: 4,653rdSmartest Citizens: 5,294thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,448thMost Pacifist: 5,618thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,033rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,305thMost Efficient Economies: 6,522ndMost Secular: 6,641stLargest Welfare Programs: 6,687thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,780thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,003rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,156thMost Inclusive: 7,686thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,702ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,719thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,827thLargest Governments: 8,977thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,090thLowest Crime Rates: 15,796thMost Politically Free: 16,087thBest Weather: 16,730thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,391st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Knot mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Autochthonesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Autochthonesia, Autochthonesia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.

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