Don't be afraid to use the new programme. If you're witnessing a crime, have reason to believe that one may occur, are about to commit one, feel threatened, need directions, have a question, are being mugged, are grievously wounded or require resuscitation, would like to lodge a complaint, would like to complain about lodges, are suffering internal bleeding, are vomiting, experiencing severe headaches or migraines, have underlying medical conditions, or are pregnant, just raise your hand! Serious injury or death may occur.
And if you'd like to give us feedback, then guess what — you can raise your hand for that too! But please don't waste our time. We wouldn't want that.
— I. M. Stückheir-Elpp, Minister of Public Safety for The Artwork-Acquisition Androids of Authoritaria-Imperia