Well, in Authoritaria-Imperia, we despise impracticality! So much so that we developed another way for you to stay connected! We call it… the SafetyWatch™ Lifeline!
It's a simple matter for you to get yours, and once you have it, we'll know where you are at all times, so you're always safe! And in Authoritaria-Imperia, we love safety. Plus, your pockets will be free!
In Authoritaria-Imperia, safety isn't bought for an exorbitant amount of money! It's not going to fall out of your pocket one day! No — here, safety is cheap, reliable, and subdermal!
At Authoritaria-Imperia, we seek to take on the future. Are you ready for what's next?
Kneadis Gape, Technology Advisor for the Great Empire of Authoritaria-Imperia
Note: The SafetyWatch™ Lifeline is not a replacement for an actual smartphone.