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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 261stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,424thMost Secular: 5,635th
The Holy Cannoli Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Nos spectamus, NationStates.
Influence
Dominator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Authoritaria-Imperia

Population622 million

CapitalImperial Summaville

Currencylumen
Animalbat

The Holy Cannoli Empire of Authoritaria-Imperia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 622 million Authoritaria-Imperians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Summaville. The average income tax rate is 81.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Authoritaria-Imperian economy, worth 55.2 trillion lumens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,788 lumens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Farting etiquette is taught in schools, military spending is on the increase, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Authoritaria-Imperia's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Authoritaria-Imperia is ranked 101,674th in the world and 3rd in Presbyteriland for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 2.9 Missed References Per Hour.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,424thMost Secular: 5,635thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,712thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,930thBest Weather: 11,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,403rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,056thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,932ndMost Corrupt Governments: 14,391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,201stHighest Drug Use: 15,415thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,702ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,794thHealthiest Citizens: 15,940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,425thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,446thMost Inclusive: 17,340th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • : Authoritaria-Imperia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, some are born loving old plays and some have old plays thrust upon them.
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, the barter economy has taken over as the lumen has become worthless.
  • : Authoritaria-Imperia was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Authoritaria-Imperia, "What's the Frequency, Leader?" is a favorite phrase of backyard radio broadcasters when interrupting official diplomatic channels.

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