The Empire of Austrolandia And Hungars is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 744 million Austrolandia And Hungarsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weisscon. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Austrolandia And Hungarsian economy, worth 44.8 trillion Thalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,233 Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There are no bananas today in Austrolandia And Hungars, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austrolandia And Hungars's national animal is the The Blue Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Austrolandia And Hungars is ranked 43,910^th in the world and 945^th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Poor Incomes, with 45,849.42 Standard Monetary Units.