The Holy Empire of Austroaustralia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 230 million Austroaustralians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.6%.

The thriving Austroaustralian economy, worth 15.5 trillion Austroaustralian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 67,573 Austroaustralian Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 462,239 per year while the poor average 3,563, a ratio of 129 to 1.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, and anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austroaustralia's national animal is the Emperor's Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Austroaustralia is ranked 174,687^th in the world and 14^th in Eastern Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.31 law-abiding acts per hour.