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Most Armed: 4,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,391stMost Devout: 9,993rd
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Kaiser Maximilian II Von Lechner
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Austro-Hungarian Slavia

Population912 million

LeaderKaiser Maximilian II Von Lechner

CurrencyAustrian Krone
AnimalDouble-Headed Eagle

The Empire of Austro-Hungarian Slavia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Kaiser Maximilian II Von Lechner with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 912 million Austro-Hungarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.

The powerhouse Austro-Hungarian economy, worth 74.4 trillion Austrian Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,605 Austrian Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 370,549 per year while the poor average 11,007, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", the Federal Council of Austro-Hungarian Slavia has been announced as the new Head of State, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Hungarian Slavia's national animal is the Double-Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Austro-Hungarian Slavia is ranked 195,565th in the world and 8,709th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 42 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most Armed: 4,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,391stMost Devout: 9,993rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,520thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,219thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,109thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,932ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,973rd
Most Armed: 166th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 374th in the regionMost Devout: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 433rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 487th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 502nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 589th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 807th in the region

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