The Dictatorship of Austria at old Glory is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 99 million Austria at old Gloryians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.
The thriving Austria at old Gloryian economy, worth 6.20 trillion Jews a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,603 Jews, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 241,743 per year while the poor average 11,134, a ratio of 21.7 to 1.
Bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Austria at old Gloryians's kindness, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and the government is lending a hand to private industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austria at old Glory's national animal is the Hitler, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Austria at old Glory is ranked 304,643rd in the world and 55th in Eastern Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 15.91 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Austria at old Glory, the government is lending a hand to private industry.
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Austria at old Glory, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Following new legislation in
Austria at old Glory, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Austria at old Gloryians's kindness.
- : Following new legislation in
Austria at old Glory, bailiffs must face down a fusillade of depleted uranium rounds.
- : Following new legislation in
Austria at old Glory, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
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Austria at old Glory's influence in Eastern Europe rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
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Austria at old Glory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in
Austria at old Glory, new regulations have put a halt to monkey business.
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Austria at old Glory, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
- : Following new legislation in
Austria at old Glory, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.