The Holy Romagnan Empire of Austria-Bohemia-Hungary is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Maria Melanie I with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.839 billion Ostmarkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ostmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,803 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,533 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austria-Bohemia-Hungary's national animal is the Quaternionenadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary is ranked 240,258^th in the world and 10^th in SW Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.05 crimes per hour.