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Largest Publishing Industry: 954thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,320thMost Cultured: 2,768th
The Holy Romagnan Empire of
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Indivisibiliter ac Inseparabiliter
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population23.839 billion

LeaderEmpress Maria Melanie I


The Holy Romagnan Empire of Austria-Bohemia-Hungary is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Empress Maria Melanie I with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 23.839 billion Ostmarkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ostmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,803 trillion Kroner a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,533 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austria-Bohemia-Hungary's national animal is the Quaternionenadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary is ranked 240,258th in the world and 10th in SW Europe for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.05 crimes per hour.

Largest Publishing Industry: 954thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,320thTop
Most Cultured: 2,768thHighest Economic Output: 3,997thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,304thNicest Citizens: 4,887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,141stSmartest Citizens: 5,190thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,426thMost Developed: 5,886thMost Efficient Economies: 5,896thLargest Populations: 5,939thSafest: 6,206thHighest Food Quality: 6,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,239thMost Pacifist: 8,256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,481stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,234thMost Stationary: 11,477thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,549thLargest Retail Industry: 11,566thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,214thHighest Average Incomes: 13,042ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,234thMost Influential: 14,565thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,632ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,736thLargest Governments: 16,002ndMost Inclusive: 16,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,577thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,204th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the region

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