The Holy Romagnan Empire of Austria-Bohemia-Hungary is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Maria Melanie I with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.197 billion Ostmarkians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wien. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ostmarkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,222 trillion Guldens a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,533 Guldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austria-Bohemia-Hungary's national animal is the Quaternionenadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Austria-Bohemia-Hungary is ranked 155,352^nd in the world and 5^th in SW Europe for Most Secular, with 16.11 Atheism Rate.