by Max Barry

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Nudest: 5,827thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,953rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,848th
The Weak Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
The future holds on us!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population552 million

CapitalTrappistnatium and Capitalizardium


The Weak Nation of Australia-Oceania is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 552 million Austroceanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trappistnatium and Capitalizardium. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Austroceaniastia economy, worth 54.5 trillion Flavolas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,715 Flavolas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Australia-Oceania's national animal is the Dolphins, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Australia-Oceania is ranked 152,376th in the world and 396th in First World Order for Rudest Citizens, with 37.7 Insults Per Minute.

Nudest: 5,827thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,953rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,848thMost Developed: 19,199thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,076thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,466th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionNudest: 23rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 36th in the regionMost Influential: 37th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionSafest: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55th in the region

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