by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 934thMost Influential: 1,254thMost Pacifist: 1,389th
The Matriarchy of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Coming down hard like rain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.595 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.595 billion Ausnakulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 632 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,980 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Ausnakulia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 2,143rd in the world and 119th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.15 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 934thMost Influential: 1,254thMost Pacifist: 1,389thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,423rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,816thBest Weather: 1,873rdNicest Citizens: 1,947thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,088thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,143rdMost Inclusive: 2,301stSafest: 2,567thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,583rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,662ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,976thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,550thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,797thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,218thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,930thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,593rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,930thMost Cultured: 6,235thHealthiest Citizens: 6,468thMost Developed: 6,470thLargest Governments: 7,475thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,928thSmartest Citizens: 9,290thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,306thTop
Most Secular: 10,652ndMost Income Equality: 13,354thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,151stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,831st
Largest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 100th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 119th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 120th in the regionNicest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 129th in the regionSafest: 132nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 143rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 161st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 205th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 264th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 292nd in the regionMost Cultured: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 315th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 363rd in the regionLargest Governments: 374th in the regionMost Developed: 382nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 461st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 507th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 511th in the regionNudest: 583rd in the regionMost Secular: 586th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 685th in the regionMost Income Equality: 715th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 739th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 825th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 828th in the regionLargest Populations: 905th in the region

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