The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.222 billion Ausnakulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 335 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,230 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ausnakulia, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 4,667^th in the world and 223^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.