The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.595 billion Ausnakulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 632 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,980 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Ausnakulia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 2,143^rd in the world and 119^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.15 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.