by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 717thMost Influential: 1,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,272nd
The Matriarchy of
Left-wing Utopia
Coming down hard like rain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.65 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.65 billion Ausnakulians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 837 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,489 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 223,337th in the world and 8,733rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -3.16 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 717thMost Influential: 1,141stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,272ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,413thMost Pacifist: 1,593rdBest Weather: 1,675thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,731stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,928thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,940thNicest Citizens: 2,039thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,263rdTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,348thMost Inclusive: 2,477thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,618thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,896thHighest Food Quality: 3,299thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,120thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,850thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,571stSafest: 5,705thMost Developed: 5,796thMost Cultured: 5,883rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,931stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,764thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,370thLargest Governments: 7,781stSmartest Citizens: 8,676thLowest Crime Rates: 9,380thMost Secular: 10,990thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,779thMost Income Equality: 17,856thMost Efficient Economies: 21,767thHighest Economic Output: 23,046th
Largest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 68th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 105th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 126th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 135th in the regionNicest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 145th in the regionMost Inclusive: 174th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 195th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 217th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 221st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 299th in the regionMost Cultured: 305th in the regionSafest: 324th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 357th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionLargest Governments: 416th in the regionMost Influential: 433rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 468th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 471st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 501st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 503rd in the regionNudest: 518th in the regionMost Secular: 554th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 710th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 775th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 854th in the regionLargest Populations: 868th in the regionMost Income Equality: 895th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 905th in the region

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