by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446th Most Influential: 724th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,476th
The Matriarchy of
Democratic Socialists
Coming down hard like rain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.222 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.222 billion Ausnakulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 335 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,230 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Ausnakulia, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 4,667th in the world and 223rd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 59.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 446thMost Influential: 724thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,476thTop
Most Pacifist: 1,845thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,939thBest Weather: 2,118thNicest Citizens: 2,146thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,180thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,198thMost Inclusive: 2,622ndSafest: 2,700thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,026thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,423rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,870thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,039thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,840thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,008thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,979thLowest Crime Rates: 7,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,697thMost Income Equality: 7,742ndMost Cultured: 7,791stHealthiest Citizens: 7,912thTop
Largest Governments: 9,048thMost Developed: 9,469thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,843rdMost Secular: 10,124thSmartest Citizens: 11,084thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,784thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,593rd
Largest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 103rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 115th in the regionBest Weather: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 128th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 131st in the regionNicest Citizens: 132nd in the regionSafest: 151st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 166th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 167th in the regionMost Inclusive: 174th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 194th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 205th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 223rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 284th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 348th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 363rd in the regionMost Cultured: 380th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 446th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 456th in the regionMost Income Equality: 458th in the regionMost Secular: 529th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 534th in the regionMost Developed: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 601st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 623rd in the regionMost Stationary: 700th in the regionNudest: 705th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 717th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 838th in the region

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