The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.772 billion Ausnakulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 738 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 109,035 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 213,038^th in the world and 8,650^th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.3 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.