Population | 5.18 billion |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | Gold Bar |
The Federation of Aurum Riders 33th Treasury is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.18 billion Aurum Riders 33th Treasuryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Aurum Riders 33th Treasuryian economy, worth 306 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,134 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Aurum Riders 33th Treasury City Times is sold out, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aurum Riders 33th Treasury's national animal is the Gold Bar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Aurum Riders 33th Treasury is ranked 128,945th in the world and 1,239th in Suspicious for Highest Average Incomes, with 59,134.45 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aurum Riders 33th Treasury was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Aurum Riders 33th Treasury City Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
- : Following new legislation in Aurum Riders 33th Treasury, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.