Population | 33.731 billion |
Capital | Aurora City |
Leader | General John Westmoreland |
Currency | golden dollar |
Animal | golden hummingbird |
The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General John Westmoreland with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 33.731 billion Auroraians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Auroraian economy, worth an astonishing 33,985 trillion golden dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,007,532 golden dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,437,084 per year while the poor average 9,063, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
Soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the Hanging Gardens account for half of Aurora City's water use. Crime is totally unknown. Aurora Islands's national animal is the golden hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Aurora Islands is ranked 287,565th in the world and 765th in United Kingdom for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.1 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Aurora Islands, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Aurora City's water use.
- : Following new legislation in
Aurora Islands, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in
Aurora Islands, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
- : Following new legislation in
Aurora Islands, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in
Aurora Islands, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in
Aurora Islands, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits.
- : Following new legislation in
Aurora Islands, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
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Aurora Islands, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
- : Following new legislation in
Aurora Islands, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool.
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Aurora Islands, exports of live cows arrive pre-roasted.