The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General John Westmoreland with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 33.731 billion Auroraians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Auroraian economy, worth an astonishing 33,985 trillion golden dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,007,532 golden dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 9,437,084 per year while the poor average 9,063, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the Hanging Gardens account for half of Aurora City's water use. Crime is totally unknown. Aurora Islands's national animal is the golden hummingbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aurora Islands is ranked 287,565^th in the world and 765^th in United Kingdom for Most Income Equality, scoring 0.1 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.