The Anonymous Civilian of Auphelia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by My Tour Guide with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.636 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 397 trillion Passports a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 150,758 Passports, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 135,123^rd in the world and 5,632^nd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 25.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.