by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 378th Most Influential: 947th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,071st
The Queen Mother of
Left-wing Utopia
Remember, Mother knows best.
The Queen Administrator
Local Councillor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.915 billion

LeaderThe Queen Administrator

CurrencyAuphelian Krona

The Queen Mother of Auphelia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Queen Administrator with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.915 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 285 trillion Auphelian Kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 149,202 Auphelian Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, citizens are abandoning their homes en masse in a widespread panic over asbestos, and pirates armed with sonar-guided semi-autonomous torpedos and laser weapons systems are often seen capturing fishing trawlers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 21,200th in the world and 557th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,052.94 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 378thMost Influential: 947thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,071stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,075thMost Inclusive: 5,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,511thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,584thNicest Citizens: 5,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,354thMost Cultured: 6,505thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,946thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,953rdMost Developed: 7,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,470thHealthiest Citizens: 7,947thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,381stMost Pacifist: 8,606thMost Efficient Economies: 8,644thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 9,657thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,035thSmartest Citizens: 10,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,329thBest Weather: 10,617thHighest Average Incomes: 12,426thNudest: 13,025thLargest Retail Industry: 14,269thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,276th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 97th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 105th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 160th in the regionMost Inclusive: 166th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 167th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Cultured: 180th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 181st in the regionNicest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 191st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 217th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 234th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 281st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 289th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Pacifist: 292nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 298th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 313th in the regionBest Weather: 322nd in the regionNudest: 330th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 426th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 528th in the regionLargest Governments: 534th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 557th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 643rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 650th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 744th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 789th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 807th in the regionRudest Citizens: 850th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 199 » Ebonhand, Erinor, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Darakin, Land Without Shrimp, The Two Jerseys, Aschenburg, Kiasu-ism, City States Nation, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Black Cats, Abarri, Mon Goblevis, Volaworand, Sagada, Luddinlande, Mostly Benevolent Tyranny, Vlod, Theorin, Bear Connors Paradiso, Balgamore, Thudor, Dankstergrad, Karatengisa, Saganye, Londenar, Sedunn, Cape Adare, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ukronda, Kaugummi, Techganet, Japanese Federal Republic, The Bloodguard, Curlyhoward, Vylore, Dylar, Nettunia, North Baltind, Three Rivia Levr, Tyflugian, Havenfell, Ancient Slobovia, Sween-flu Quarantine Zone, Litorauria, Cypheri, Phillius, Khazaraistan, Southern Bellz, FreeFishers, and 149 others.Madhonia, The Great Library, Democratic of Malaysia, Lififul, Farengeto, Shadowlands of Death, The Eight Hearths, The United Expanse, The Solar System Scope, Albrenia, Nothanksbutseriously, Tsunamy, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Ufask, Seliyan progressive Islands, New Northern Quebec, GI-Land, Fried Potatoland, Trinennie, HUElavia, Port Cowan, Janapuri, Gymnostan, Punchwood, Callard, Soem, New Aitkenhead Empire, Stronk Russian States, Southern Freeland, Drugged Monkeys, Zomburg, WTP All the good names are taken, Melgrove, Sparkadooby, Dubbayoo, Friedmantowne, Monteclaro, Farelonia, Tau Xen, Drystar, Lean Mean Meme Machines, Kringalia, Akiponesia, Bandorion, Bergenu, Bonaugure, Novam Lux, Sandaoguo, Oxsania, ZoasterToaster, The Walde, Yellunstryer, Transtemporal Shifts, Avoux, Fanta99, Moreana, Kinteiopia, Belschaft, Holy Chimerland, United Pacenti Provinces, Imperial Isaac, Grirobor, Jazklartan, Midand, Wolves Landing, MELTON, Angevin Britannia, My Trout Fishing Industry, NorthWest Companlia, Slurtirabart, AsliBakirci, Deumontiverland, Vos Dothrak, Farside, USA OF Canada, New Talowa, Kholdan, Bugmalandia, Papunia, Unielvan Millorvium, Melcalcia, Petropole States, St Oaks, Goverwal, Tilipria, United Federated States of Omega, Esfalsa, Herdon, Kanneronic, Narvone, Quiescent, The Sakhalinsk Empire, Coral Mon-Mint, Brumel, Great Vritannia, Nova Montron, Beepee, Sillst, Ausstan, Ro5, Trelatche, United Faith Warriors, Paenoa, The BRK, Scouselandlar, Si-topia, Wynburg, Coffee and Breakfast, Razzle Dazzle, Anachronolandia, Coalition of Longitude, Altanji, UnitedStatesofMrloong, Iristead, The death of waffles, Unis Corlion, Democratic Republic of Palmyra, Brendleton, Frickt, Santulanum, New Greater Freedonia, PlanetBob, Anbe, Peastown, The Serres Republic, Crystal Creation, Antarctic Empires, Poregasin, East Dominica Island, Cloudflyer, Cogstil, Muradavia2, Eles Romain, United States of Straight Sheeple, Peyrallo, Pernutia, Braavos and Lorath, Sonnydesh, Linguiniland, UNITED FEDERATION OF GALAXY-UFG, Henslav, Aidenfieeld, Nova Suther, The Navian Islands, The blessed Land of Zion, LazzeFairLand, Reidshire, Tim Stark, and Taeros.

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