by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500th Most Influential: 666th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,151st
The RMB Goddess of
Left-wing Utopia
To the Torture Labyrinth, you naughty children!
The Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.721 billion

LeaderThe Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey


The RMB Goddess of Auphelia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.721 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 549 trillion Pains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,649 Pains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 155,514th in the world and 6,437th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.52 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 500thMost Influential: 666thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,151stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,753rdMost Inclusive: 5,103rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,271stNicest Citizens: 5,448thMost Cultured: 6,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,149thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,476thMost Developed: 7,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,102ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,307thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,418thBest Weather: 7,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,656thMost Pacifist: 7,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,888thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,304thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,619thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,647thNudest: 9,044thSmartest Citizens: 9,262ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,858thHighest Average Incomes: 12,936thLargest Retail Industry: 14,448th
Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 110th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 177th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 177th in the regionMost Cultured: 177th in the regionMost Inclusive: 179th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 189th in the regionNicest Citizens: 192nd in the regionNudest: 204th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 215th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Developed: 230th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionBest Weather: 247th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 248th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Pacifist: 270th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 283rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 286th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 316th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 338th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 380th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 432nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 440th in the regionLargest Governments: 469th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 511th in the regionMost Politically Free: 548th in the regionLargest Populations: 548th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 580th in the regionMost Stationary: 582nd in the region

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