by Max Barry

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Auphelia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 307
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 136thMost Influential: 279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,222nd
The Malédiction de TSP of
Left-wing Utopia
Idhi naa maata naa maate shaasanam
The Mother of Exiles
Local Councillor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.141 billion

CapitalThe Torture Labyrinth
LeaderThe Mother of Exiles


The Malédiction de TSP of Auphelia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mother of Exiles with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.141 billion huddled masseses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Torture Labyrinth. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a huddled mass economy, worth a remarkable 1,031 trillion Bitternesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 144,516 Bitternesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A huddled mass tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Mother of Exiles to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 201,750th in the world and 7,488th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -15.68 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 136thMost Influential: 279thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,222ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,081stMost Cultured: 5,514thMost Inclusive: 5,665thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,937thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,006thNicest Citizens: 6,055thBest Weather: 6,179thMost Pacifist: 6,210thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,363rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,968thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,010thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,398thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,730thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,914thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,986thMost Developed: 8,214thSmartest Citizens: 8,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,475thMost Efficient Economies: 9,569thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,437thNudest: 10,983rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,374thHighest Average Incomes: 14,719thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 15,323rdHighest Economic Output: 16,367thMost Stationary: 17,247thLargest Governments: 17,806th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 161st in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 192nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 198th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 201st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 217th in the regionNicest Citizens: 217th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 218th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 228th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost Pacifist: 232nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 241st in the regionMost Developed: 254th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 255th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 268th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 275th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 297th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 305th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 321st in the regionNudest: 328th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 395th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 463rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 471st in the regionLargest Governments: 503rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 694th in the region

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