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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd Most Influential: 659th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,154th
The RMB Goddess of
Left-wing Utopia
To the Torture Labyrinth, you naughty children!
The Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.709 billion

LeaderThe Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey


The RMB Goddess of Auphelia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.709 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 64.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 547 trillion Pains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,649 Pains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 155,346th in the world and 6,449th in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -16.79 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 503rdMost Influential: 659thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,754thMost Inclusive: 5,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,270thNicest Citizens: 5,444thMost Cultured: 6,002ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,006thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,468thMost Developed: 7,068thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,081stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,111thHealthiest Citizens: 7,293rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,421stMost Efficient Economies: 7,651stBest Weather: 7,656thMost Pacifist: 7,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,889thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,614thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,638thNudest: 9,029thSmartest Citizens: 9,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,868thHighest Average Incomes: 12,932ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,441st
Most Influential: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 111th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 168th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 177th in the regionMost Cultured: 177th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 179th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 188th in the regionNicest Citizens: 191st in the regionNudest: 197th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 236th in the regionBest Weather: 245th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 246th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Pacifist: 271st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 282nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 284th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 314th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 336th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 380th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 426th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437th in the regionLargest Governments: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 516th in the regionMost Politically Free: 543rd in the regionLargest Populations: 546th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 579th in the regionMost Stationary: 584th in the region

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