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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 323rd Most Influential: 572nd Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,116th
The RMB Goddess of
Left-wing Utopia
To the Torture Labyrinth, you naughty children!
The Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.351 billion

LeaderThe Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey


The RMB Goddess of Auphelia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Goddess Auphelia Whom All Obey with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.351 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 63.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 496 trillion Pains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 148,198 Pains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 6,108th in the world and 181st in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 140 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 323rdMost Influential: 572ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,116thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,662ndMost Inclusive: 5,194thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,365thNicest Citizens: 5,586thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,955thMost Cultured: 6,108thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,167thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,640thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,175thMost Developed: 7,198thHealthiest Citizens: 7,463rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,682ndMost Efficient Economies: 7,912thMost Pacifist: 7,983rdBest Weather: 8,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,256thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,740thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,961stNudest: 9,340thSmartest Citizens: 9,517thHighest Average Incomes: 13,038thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,579thLargest Retail Industry: 14,593rd
Most Influential: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 103rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionMost Cultured: 181st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 189th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 195th in the regionNicest Citizens: 204th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 205th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionNudest: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 237th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 237th in the regionMost Developed: 246th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 261st in the regionBest Weather: 263rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 274th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 285th in the regionMost Pacifist: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 299th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 299th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 325th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 370th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 423rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 429th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478th in the regionLargest Governments: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 557th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 622nd in the regionLargest Populations: 632nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 672nd in the regionMost Stationary: 683rd in the region

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