by Max Barry

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Auphelia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 307
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 122ndMost Influential: 266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,236th
The Harried Harridan of
Left-wing Utopia
From her hand glows welcome, her mild eyes command.
The Mother of Exiles
Local Councillor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.981 billion

CapitalThe Golden Door
LeaderThe Mother of Exiles

CurrencyOld World Pomp

The Harried Harridan of Auphelia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Mother of Exiles with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.981 billion huddled masseses are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Golden Door. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a huddled mass economy, worth a remarkable 1,017 trillion Old World Pomps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 145,817 Old World Pomps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A huddled mass tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Mother of Exiles to meetings with foreign heads of state, and the doctor has cold hands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 14,467th in the world and 389th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 145,817.25 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 122ndMost Influential: 266thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,236thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,203rdMost Cultured: 5,576thMost Inclusive: 5,699thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,994thNicest Citizens: 6,050thMost Pacifist: 6,151stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,311thBest Weather: 6,315thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,503rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,589thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,990thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,117thHealthiest Citizens: 7,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,529thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,786thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,986thMost Developed: 8,228thSmartest Citizens: 8,737thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,595thMost Efficient Economies: 10,012thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,612thNudest: 10,742ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,423rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,467thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,878thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,428thHighest Economic Output: 16,500thMost Stationary: 17,492ndLargest Governments: 17,911th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 49th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 109th in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 172nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 191st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 194th in the regionBest Weather: 195th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionMost Inclusive: 203rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 212th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 216th in the regionMost Pacifist: 220th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 226th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 236th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionMost Developed: 251st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 261st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 266th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 273rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 295th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 296th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 312th in the regionMost Stationary: 327th in the regionNudest: 336th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 397th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 402nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 469th in the regionLargest Governments: 490th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 678th in the region

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