by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 226th Most Influential: 440th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,194th
The Sexy Returned Long Ago of
Left-wing Utopia
My favourite exercise? Smashing the Patriarchy!
The Feminist Fatale
Local Council
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.463 billion

LeaderThe Feminist Fatale


The Sexy Returned Long Ago of Auphelia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Feminist Fatale with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.463 billion Auphelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Virgo. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Auphelian economy, worth 655 trillion Pains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 146,875 Pains, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, and kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Auphelia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Auphelia is ranked 7,215th in the world and 270th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.72 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 226thMost Influential: 440thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,194thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,954thMost Inclusive: 5,119thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,360thNicest Citizens: 5,525thMost Cultured: 5,910thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,123rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,227thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,388thMost Developed: 7,132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,215thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,227thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,229thBest Weather: 7,334thHealthiest Citizens: 7,345thMost Efficient Economies: 7,563rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,600thMost Pacifist: 7,710thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,098thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,508thTop
Nudest: 9,068thSmartest Citizens: 9,176thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,294thHighest Average Incomes: 13,531stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,151st
Most Influential: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 103rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 111th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 169th in the regionMost Cultured: 172nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 198th in the regionNicest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 201st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 209th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 211th in the regionNudest: 229th in the regionMost Developed: 229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 231st in the regionBest Weather: 233rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 237th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 238th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 267th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 270th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 336th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 338th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 354th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 436th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 491st in the regionMost Stationary: 493rd in the regionLargest Populations: 500th in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 546th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 592nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 645th in the region

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